Peanut Butter and Jelly Singles

Cheese singles have become a staple of the do-it-yourself sandwich maker. But the individually wrapped sandwich single idea has been left dead at cheese.  The sandwich making experience could be improved with the peanut butter and jelly single.  Grab 2 slices of bread, unwrap a peanut butter and jelly single, stick them all together and you have yourself a sandwich.

New Game: Base-Bowl

Can’t decide if you want to go bowling or play baseball?  Why not do both?  Play Base-bowl.

Base-bowl is a game that is played in a special bowling ally where the batter/bowler stands at the plate, a ball pops up and the batter/bowler tries to hit the ball into the pins and knock as many down as possible.  Scoring is the same as in standard bowling the only big change is hitting a baseball  at the pins instead of rolling a bowling ball at the pins.

The biggest problem with the game is going to be deciding what the “strike” will refer to, will it be a good thing or a bad thing?

Hidden Flower Cam

Home security technology is constantly improving.  Cameras have gotten smaller and smaller.  What better place for a hidden camera than in the center of a flower mixed into a flower bed.

For the funnier idea, the flower could have a built in squirter and you could use the camera to help you squirt water at people as they walk past.

Caged Junk Food

This crazy idea is inspired by the Illustration Friday word of the week, caged.

I have a very strict diet, it’s called the “See Food” diet.  Unfortunately it means when I “see food” I eat it healthy or not and often hungry or not.

The Junk Food Cage is an effort to combat the “See Food” diet.  It allows junk food only in moderation.  The cage allows only one piece of junk food to be removed every 24 hours otherwise it keeps the empty calories behind bars.

Play the Guitordian

Unfortunately the accordion is a forgotten instrument.  Not too many bands have members rock out on accordions.  Accordions just don’t seem to have the drawing power of guitars, keyboards and drums.

The Guitordian changes all of that!  The Guitordian is a marriage of the guitar and the accordion. The Guitordian could possibly reinvent the sound of modern music.  I can see stadiums sold out to see the Polka Rock reinvention band Larry and the Kickin Guitordians.  Wierd Al Yankovic will always be known as the godfather of Polka Rock!

Artificial Intelligent Pillow

This crazy idea is inspired by the Illustration Friday word of the week, artificial.

As the age of real I, Robot draws ever closer I think about the places where I would like to have a robot to help me out in life.  That place is of course my pillow.  I need a pillow smart enough to understand how I sleep.  I shouldn’t have to punch and ball up my pillow to find the exact thickness and softness factors I need to sleep well at night.  My pillow should know based upon my mood and level of tension what form it should take while I sleep.

If I am having trouble sleeping the pillow should know when to shut the TV off, add some white noise or play some soothing music.

In the mornings if my stinky alarm clock doesn’t wake me up, my pillow should nudge me or push me out of bed.

And if needed the artificial intelligent pillow should be able to talk  to me at night and offer psychiatric advice.

Ladder Golf- Needs More Golfing

Ladder golf, for those readers who have never played or seen it, is a game played by people throwing a pair of golf balls attached to a string at a conglomeration of pvc pip resembling a ladder.  If  you would like to build your own there is a pretty good how to article at justbuildstuff.com that should help you out.

The problem with ladder golf is that there isn’t much to do with golf involved with ladder golf, unless you count throwing golf balls on a string.  Ladder golf needs to step it up a little on the golf side of things.  Instead of throwing bolas (2 golf balls attached to a rope) players should have to tee off with a special club meant to hit both balls at once.

Other problems with ladder golf include the confusing point system and the complete lack of holes (you can’t have golf without holes).  These two problems could be solved with the addition of holes to the bottom of the ladder golf playing structure.  The ladders would serve as obstacles to scoring and balls not making it past the ladders decrease the players score.

In summary this sounds like a crazy way to mess up a game that is perfectly fine already!

A Jar of Worms- Go Ahead Open It

Opening a can of worms is something people think of as a problem.  What about a jar of worms, is it OK to open a jar of worms?  What if it is a jar of worm jelly?  I read a book once called How to Eat Fried Worms, but I don’t remember them eating worm jelly.  The jelly wouldn’t have to be made from earth worms, maybe just gummy worms or strawberry worms.  Sounds like it would be quite good on toast.  What was my point again?  Why did I open this can of worms?

C the Future

The Magic 8 Ball can answer all of your questions, but the “C the Future” will tell you your future.  It is like a fortune cookie, but not edible.  Press the button and the “C the Future” will tell you uncanny things about your future.  Things that will amaze you and make you wonder how it can know what it does.  Things like “you will eat food today” and “you will encounter troubles on today’s journey” or the one that amazed me most “You will have and itch and scratch it to”.

Silent and Less Deadly with Muffled Underwear

It is really too bad there is such a stigma about public flatulence.  It can be painful to hold back the natural gas release your body requires to function.  Muffled underwear is the answer to to your need to pass gas anytime you want.

Just letter rip, the attached toot muffler will quiet that level 4 fart explosion the same way a Flowmaster Muffler quiets a big diesel engine.  And don’t worry about the smell, it is taken care of by the included triple layer carbon stink filter.  And for the ultra stinky ones, we have added a fresh as the Carolina Pine Tree air freshener.

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