The Say Stopper Helps You Keep Your Mouth Shut

Do you suffer from a case of too much brutal honesty?  Do you have problems keeping your comments to yourself?  Do you always need to get in the last word, even when enough has already been said?

If so you need the Say Stopper!  It is a device you place on your neck, invisible to others it measures and analyzes your biometric inputs to try to determine when you are about to say something you shouldn’t.  If the Say Stopper determines you are about to speak when you shouldn’t it sends a painless but debilitating ultrasonic pulse into your vocal cords rendering you mute for the moment.   So the next time you are about to say something you shouldn’t remember to bmnoiasdhoaniaonfgw89.

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2 Comments on "The Say Stopper Helps You Keep Your Mouth Shut"

  1. michele on Fri, 17th Sep 2010 7:22 pm 

    Perhaps include an earpiece, part of an accessory kit to send messages such as “Think before you speak?” ;o)

  2. idea on Fri, 17th Sep 2010 9:16 pm 

    That would be a great addition Michele.

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