No longer do you have to be a member of an exclusive government organization in order to be a spy, modern technology has made it possible for anyone to be a spy. All you need are the right gadget accessories along with a mysterious coat, hat and sunglasses.
This crazy idea is inspired by the Illustration Friday word of the week, sneaky.
Do you ever get into arguments about what really happened? Do you forget what you did this morning? Would you like to have every moment of your life recorded for use in the documentary you’re sure they will make about you someday?
If so, you need a personal “Real Life” DVR so that you can record everything that happens to you. If you don’t want to record everything, it would still come in handy for taking notes in class and for documentation of your side of an argument.
This crazy idea is inspired by the Illustration Friday word of the week, afterwards.
There is not enough singing during grilling and that is why you need the Spatula-La. The Spatula-La is the singing spatula. It sings as it flips burgers, it sings as it flips potatoes, it even sings as it flips chicken. The only time it doesn’t sing is when it flips onions, it gets just a little too teary eyed to sing.
I get tired of taking all the extra time to find my toothbrush and tube of toothpaste, and then after I find them going through all the hassle to squirt the toothpaste onto the toothbrush in a perfect toothpaste shape onto the toothbrush. The toothbrush and toothpaste combo builds a tube of toothpaste into the handle of a toothbrush. With the toothbrush and toothpaste combo you can give a little extra squeeze if you need a little extra toothpaste in tomorrow mornings brushing.
TV watching is getting harder all the time. Sure, you have allot more choice. You can watch shows on demand, shows you have Tivo’ed, shows on pay-per-view, iTunes, Hulu, Netflix and there are probably a million other ways to watch a TV show I haven’t listed. But, what about those times when you want to shut down all brain function and just whatever is on the current channel whether it is good or not. For the situations when you want to just sit back and watch random shows based on your mood you need a “Mood Remote”. Pick what kind of mood you are in and what type of programming you want to watch and the mood remote will keep you tuned into shows you will enjoy without creating extra stress for you.
There is a crime wave going unreported. A crime wave of socks – mostly left socks – being stolen from dryers everywhere. The culprits are getting away and the police are too busy to track them down. But you can protect your left socks with the “Dryer Defender”.
The “Dryer Defender” bounces around with your laundry, protecting your socks from would-be thieves while at the same time providing fabric softening and just a hint of a spring breeze scent.
I hate wearing neckties. I always feel as though they are trying to strangle me. The tie just doesn’t seem to have a practical reason for being in my wardrobe.
To motivate people like myself to wear ties they should have tools built in. Like a Swiss Army Knife and necktie combination. The Tie Multi-Tool would be large enough it could include large tools a standard pocket knife would not have room for, such as a hand saw and a large crescent wrench.
I can see the Tie Multi-Tool coming in real handy the next time I get invited to a cocktail party and I need to cut a couple of boards (I wonder why people don’t invite me to parties?).
Ever go for a jog and not have any pockets to store your money or keys?
Shoes should have a storage compartment in the bottom that is easily accessible but free from sweat and foot odor. The compartment would need only be large enough to slide in a credit card, some cash or a couple of keys.
Any good spy will tell you a safe is not a very safe place to store your valuables. You need to store your valuables in someplace nobody wants to look like the bottom of your trash can. Thieves and espionage agents will never think to look for a secret compartment in the bottom of your trash can. If you are still worried your trash isn’t stinky enough to detour would be felons add a couple of poopy diapers, they are sure to keep all bad guys away (unless they lack a sense of smell).
Theme music makes everyone cooler. Just think how much more fun it would be if your own personal theme song was playing the next time you are out for a walk, or shopping at the grocery store.
That theme music dream of yours can happen with the “Playin Your Theme Sneakers”. These are shoes with built in speakers that will blast your personal theme song every time you take a step. Now go out pick up a flashy new outfit, learn some martial arts moves and you will be staring in own TV show in no time.