The Naughty-Nice Meter, Help For Santa and Parents

Santa may know if your child has been bad or good, but you might not always know.    The Naughty or Nice Meter will give “Santa like” naughty or nice knowledge to any parent.

With the Naughty or Nice Meter your child gets to wear a really cool temporary tattoo.   The tattoo is actually a sophisticated behavior sensor with a built in RFID transmitter.

As a parent you have a hand held Naughty or Nice Meter that reads the RFID signal from your child’s tattoo.  To find out if your child is behaving when out of your sight, you just check your Naughty or Nice meter.  If the level has gone up you will know some suspicious activity has taken place.

Santa may also want to consider one of these.  His system is at least a few hundred years old – it might be time for an upgrade.

Christmas Lights the Fun Way

Installing Christmas lights can be a lot of work.  Untangling string upon messy string of lights.  Climbing up rickety old ladders and standing on icy roofs.

Putting up Christmas lights would be so much more fun with a Christmas Light Shooter.  Just fire away at any part of the house you want to decorate.  The lights stick because they are surrounded by a sticky jelly.  No cords required because the lights are all individual, solar powered (with battery) leds.  To take the lights down you just have to peel them off.

DIY Spy Gear- Be as Sneaky As Can Be

No longer do you have to be a member of an exclusive government organization in order to be a spy, modern technology has made it possible for anyone to be a spy.  All you need are the right gadget accessories along with a mysterious coat, hat and sunglasses.

This crazy idea is inspired by the Illustration Friday word of the week, sneaky.

Everyone Should Have a Shoulder Angel

Shoulder angels are the angels that appear on cartoon character’s shoulders in order to offer helpful advice and stop the character from making a poor decision.  The problem is that shoulder angels only exist in cartoons.  Shoulder angels should exist in the real world.

Think of all the problems you would avoid if you had a shoulder angel attached to your shoulder that would tell you when you were about to make a bad decision.  I would be like taking your mother with you everywhere you went, except the shoulder angle would have an off button.

Shop Online, See it in 3D

The hard part about buying items online is that you cannot see them in three dimensions.   The biggest craze in the television market today is “3D televisions“.  The 3D TV concept should be taken one step further to offer online shoppers a more tactile online shopping experience.   Except they have to get rid of the annoying glasses first.

Rent-a-Fairy Godmother

Are you fresh out of glass slippers and pumpkin carriages?   Is your evil stepmother getting on your nerves?  Maybe your Fairy Godmother is busy or overbooked or just not providing the level of service you expect from a Fairy Godmother.  Welcome to Rent-a-Fairy Godmother where you can rent best in class Fairy Godmothers for as little as $99.95 a night.

So the next time your wicked stepsister is attempting to move in on your prince charming don’t leave your fate up to birds, mice and an your unreliable Fairy Godmother.  Call Rent-a-Fairy Godmother to schedule your appointment today.  Operators are standing by.

DVR Your Life and Watch it Afterwards

Do you ever get into arguments about what really happened?  Do you forget what you did this morning?  Would you like to have every moment of your life recorded for use in the documentary you’re sure they will make about you someday?

If so, you need a personal “Real Life” DVR so that you can record everything that happens to you.  If you don’t want to record everything, it would still come in handy for taking notes in class and for documentation of your side of an argument.

This crazy idea is inspired by the Illustration Friday word of the week, afterwards.

Crazy Idea Factory Now Printing Money

What is the easiest way for governments to create more money?  Why, to print more of it of course.

We as citizens should also be able to print our own money on demand.  Here is my contribution to the print  your own money trend.  If you print it on something valuable, it may actually have value.  Or it might just eliminate the value of what it is printed on.  Either way it is so much cooler than Monopoly money.

Dog Collar Remote Control

Dogs enjoy watching television, but they have a difficult time using remote controls.  Every good dog should have a remote control built into her dog collar, the remote control would send a signal to the TV that said “If no one else is watching TV, switch to the channel for dogs.”

Now we need to develop a way for dogs to use the computer so they can visit crazyideafactory.com.

Fingernail Candy, A Nailbiters Dream Come True

Do you love to chew your fingernails, but the bad flavor turns you off?  Solve that problem with flavored fingernail candy.

Stick one of these candy-fingernails to your fingernail and you can chew all day and not have to worry about how bad your nails taste.  They also add a little extra nail for you to chew if you have already chewed your nails down all of the way.

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