Since apple introduced the iPad the pad/table device market has become extremely popular. I think these devices are very cool but they are just too big to be toted around with you wherever you may go. For the next generation of pad/tablet devices they need to roll up, preferably small enough to fit into your back pocket. Then you can take them with you to use when you need it or just shove away when you don’t.
Are you embarrassed that whenever you need to do a complicated math problem? Do you end up needing to remove your shoes so you can count on your toes when adding and subtracting large numbers?
With the “Shoes You Can Count On” you will never have to display those disgusting toes of yours in public ever again. Instead of exposing everyone around you to that dangerous foot odor of yours you just slide the beads built into the toes of the shoes. You shoes will work like a good old fashioned abacus.
Often times during cold weather you are forced to go back and forth between cold and warm temperatures. If you stay all bundled up while going from hot to cold you end up sweating in the hot only to have that sweat make you colder when you get back into the cold temperatures. If you try to go in and out with not enough clothes on you just end up freezing. Either way you are going to get yourself sick.
The solution is a constant temperature coat. The coat is lined with a liquid temperature regulation system that will keep your temperature “just right” no matter the surrounding temperature.
Now that the holiday season is in full swing many refrigerators are beginning to overflow with too many leftovers. Most of those leftovers will go uneaten unless you have a Leftoverinator.
Ham, turkey, tofurkey, yams, spinach, potatoes, whatever your leftover may be dump it into the Leftoverinator. The Leftoverinator uses a patented process to dehydrate, reformulate and preserve your leftovers as tasty leftover patties. Don’t worry about the flavor. No matter what you dump into the Leftoverinator it will come out as patty that tastes just like chicken.
Santa has a lot to do on Christmas Eve, so he needs his milk and cookies laid out efficiently for him. What could be more efficient than cookies and milk already mixed up and put into a soda can? Santa can even bring the can with him and drink it on the sleigh ride to the next house.
It sounds like a tasty idea to me – I might take a few cans myself.
So you have a family member that is always trying to figure out what gift he or she has been given? Maybe that same family member will peel back the wrapping paper when no one is looking and discover what the present is ahead of time.
To defeat gift snoopers you need a password protected gift box. Insert the gift, set the combination and keep the combination a secret until it is time to open the gifts.
Santa may know if your child has been bad or good, but you might not always know. The Naughty or Nice Meter will give “Santa like” naughty or nice knowledge to any parent.
With the Naughty or Nice Meter your child gets to wear a really cool temporary tattoo. The tattoo is actually a sophisticated behavior sensor with a built in RFID transmitter.
As a parent you have a hand held Naughty or Nice Meter that reads the RFID signal from your child’s tattoo. To find out if your child is behaving when out of your sight, you just check your Naughty or Nice meter. If the level has gone up you will know some suspicious activity has taken place.
Santa may also want to consider one of these. His system is at least a few hundred years old – it might be time for an upgrade.
Installing Christmas lights can be a lot of work. Untangling string upon messy string of lights. Climbing up rickety old ladders and standing on icy roofs.
Putting up Christmas lights would be so much more fun with a Christmas Light Shooter. Just fire away at any part of the house you want to decorate. The lights stick because they are surrounded by a sticky jelly. No cords required because the lights are all individual, solar powered (with battery) leds. To take the lights down you just have to peel them off.
Gift Wrapping season has now begun! After you have spent too much money buying presents the real work begins. You could just wimp out and use gift bags, but your not that kind of gift giver. You need to feel the rush of watching a 4 year old rip paper off without even noticing the well placed bows and intricate ribbons.
Any real gift wrapper knows every piece of tape placed on a package must be exactly 0.875 inches (2.22 cm) in length otherwise the wrapping will be ruined. The Tape Measure will save your artistic wrappings from certain doom by supplying cellophane tape at any length you so desire (including 0.875 inches).
No longer do you have to be a member of an exclusive government organization in order to be a spy, modern technology has made it possible for anyone to be a spy. All you need are the right gadget accessories along with a mysterious coat, hat and sunglasses.
This crazy idea is inspired by the Illustration Friday word of the week, sneaky.