Cookie Flavored Milk in a Soda Can

Santa has a lot to do on Christmas Eve, so he needs his milk and cookies laid out efficiently for him.  What could be more efficient than cookies and milk already mixed up and put into a soda can?  Santa can even bring the can with him and drink it on the sleigh ride to the next house.

It sounds like a tasty idea to me – I might take a few cans myself.

Password Protected Gift Box

So you have a family member that is always trying to figure out what gift he or she has been given?  Maybe that same family member will peel back the wrapping paper when no one is looking and discover what the present is ahead of time.

To defeat gift snoopers you need a password protected gift box.  Insert the gift, set the combination and keep the combination a secret until it is time to open the gifts.

The Naughty-Nice Meter, Help For Santa and Parents

Santa may know if your child has been bad or good, but you might not always know.    The Naughty or Nice Meter will give “Santa like” naughty or nice knowledge to any parent.

With the Naughty or Nice Meter your child gets to wear a really cool temporary tattoo.   The tattoo is actually a sophisticated behavior sensor with a built in RFID transmitter.

As a parent you have a hand held Naughty or Nice Meter that reads the RFID signal from your child’s tattoo.  To find out if your child is behaving when out of your sight, you just check your Naughty or Nice meter.  If the level has gone up you will know some suspicious activity has taken place.

Santa may also want to consider one of these.  His system is at least a few hundred years old – it might be time for an upgrade.

Measure that Tape- Precision Tape Dispenser

Gift Wrapping season has now begun!  After you have spent too much money buying presents the real work begins.  You could just wimp out and use gift bags, but your not that kind of gift giver.  You need to feel the rush of watching a 4 year old rip paper off without even noticing the well placed bows and intricate ribbons.

Any real gift wrapper knows every piece of tape placed on a package must be exactly 0.875 inches (2.22 cm)  in length otherwise the wrapping will be ruined.  The Tape Measure will save your artistic wrappings from certain doom by supplying cellophane tape at any length you so desire (including 0.875 inches).

DIY Spy Gear- Be as Sneaky As Can Be

No longer do you have to be a member of an exclusive government organization in order to be a spy, modern technology has made it possible for anyone to be a spy.  All you need are the right gadget accessories along with a mysterious coat, hat and sunglasses.

This crazy idea is inspired by the Illustration Friday word of the week, sneaky.

Everyone Should Have a Shoulder Angel

Shoulder angels are the angels that appear on cartoon character’s shoulders in order to offer helpful advice and stop the character from making a poor decision.  The problem is that shoulder angels only exist in cartoons.  Shoulder angels should exist in the real world.

Think of all the problems you would avoid if you had a shoulder angel attached to your shoulder that would tell you when you were about to make a bad decision.  I would be like taking your mother with you everywhere you went, except the shoulder angle would have an off button.

Shop Online, See it in 3D

The hard part about buying items online is that you cannot see them in three dimensions.   The biggest craze in the television market today is “3D televisions“.  The 3D TV concept should be taken one step further to offer online shoppers a more tactile online shopping experience.   Except they have to get rid of the annoying glasses first.

Rent-a-Fairy Godmother

Are you fresh out of glass slippers and pumpkin carriages?   Is your evil stepmother getting on your nerves?  Maybe your Fairy Godmother is busy or overbooked or just not providing the level of service you expect from a Fairy Godmother.  Welcome to Rent-a-Fairy Godmother where you can rent best in class Fairy Godmothers for as little as $99.95 a night.

So the next time your wicked stepsister is attempting to move in on your prince charming don’t leave your fate up to birds, mice and an your unreliable Fairy Godmother.  Call Rent-a-Fairy Godmother to schedule your appointment today.  Operators are standing by.

DVR Your Life and Watch it Afterwards

Do you ever get into arguments about what really happened?  Do you forget what you did this morning?  Would you like to have every moment of your life recorded for use in the documentary you’re sure they will make about you someday?

If so, you need a personal “Real Life” DVR so that you can record everything that happens to you.  If you don’t want to record everything, it would still come in handy for taking notes in class and for documentation of your side of an argument.

This crazy idea is inspired by the Illustration Friday word of the week, afterwards.

Crazy Idea Factory Now Printing Money

What is the easiest way for governments to create more money?  Why, to print more of it of course.

We as citizens should also be able to print our own money on demand.  Here is my contribution to the print  your own money trend.  If you print it on something valuable, it may actually have value.  Or it might just eliminate the value of what it is printed on.  Either way it is so much cooler than Monopoly money.

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